About the Happy Birthday You Old Bitch Flour Sack Towel
An appreciation for whimsy and American perseverance inspired our artists to create a line of gift-worthy kitchen towels that combine their lively spirit with functional appeal. The fabric is cut and sewn by hand with graphics designed and printed in the artist's state of Georgia. With the tongue-in-cheek quote 'Happy Birthday You Old Bitch You!', this whimsical towel gives birthday greetings with humor only true friends can appreciate. Send them a smile!
Flour sack kitchen towels are tightly-woven and renowned for versatility, absorbency, and the ability to dry dishes like no other. Use for drying dishes, wrapping biscuits, covering bowls, drying washed greens and herbs, as everyday napkins, or even to wrap a bottle of wine. The towel is 100% cotton in a natural oatmeal color, hemmed on all sides, machine washable and iron safe, but the use fabric softener is not recommended, as it prevents absorbency.
~ Made in the USA ~
|size:||24" long x 22" wide (approximate)|
|* USA Shipping Costs:
Includes all 50 United States, Puerto Rico, and all APO/FPO Addresses:
your order total:
|$0.00 to||$21.99 ...||$ 3.99||$ 9.99|
|$22.00 to||$39.99 ...||$ 4.99||$ 14.99|
|$30.00 to||$74.99 ...||$ 6.99||$ 16.99|
|$75.00 to||and up ...||$ Free||$ 9.99|
|Expedited shipping: Most expedited orders ship the same day if received by 2:00 PM EST (11:00AM PST). This applies to US residents only.
Please note: some oversized products ship directly from the artisan's studio and will take longer to arrive. These individual items are noted in the product description.
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